DRESSES! REALLY the MOST Important (and Interesting) Thing About the Oscars

The BIG question is: What do women (who have loads of cash and access to any designer/jewelry/hair people on Earth - the ENTIRE friggin' EARTH!!!) choose to wear when everyone's watching?

Check out these ball-gown babes! (Who were your top picks?)

It seems lots of them fancy mermaid tails, chiffon ruffles and belts on ball gowns. This year seemed to be particulalry uninteresting - except for a few. Of the celebs I saw on the red carpet,

These are my top 5 picks:

1. Amy Adams
2. Penelope Cruz
3. Natalie Portman
4. Tilda Swinton
5. Taraji P. Henson

And my least favorite:

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Heidi Klum
3. Miley Cyrus
4. Melissa George
5. Freida Pinto